Ali J

May 31
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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May 31
May 31

Louis pinching Harry’s ass during What Makes You Beautiful.

May 31
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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May 31

quote ohmigod is that mic jagger? no, that is just a fat kid on a slide with biscuit knees.

— Bill Hader via the SNL Stefon skits (via loveembrace)
May 31

Yes.

  • Seth Meyers: Stefon, if I were you, I'd be asking myself that all the time. Stefon, not to belabor the point, but we were looking for fun activities a mom, a dad, a grandma, a grandpa, and some kids could enjoy. You instead took us on a tour of a coked-up gay Candyland.
  • Stefon: That's accurate, that's accurate.
May 31

Stefon's many midget jokes

  • Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
  • Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
  • Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
  • Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
  • Seth: What is a human bathmat?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
  • Stefon: And a human parking cone!
  • Seth: What's a human parking cone?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
  • Stefon: No like human suitcases.
  • Seth: What is a human suitcase?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
  • Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
  • Seth: What is a human kite?
  • Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
  • Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
  • Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
  • Stefon: A human boombox.
  • Seth: What's a human boombox?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
  • Stefon: Hoombas.
  • Seth: Hoombas?
  • Stefon: Human roombas.
  • Seth: What's a human roomba?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
  • Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
  • Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
May 31
got-tight-pants:

stefon

got-tight-pants:

stefon

May 31

gosia-wanda:

There’s something wrong with me, or is it?  Well, I saw an old dog with short legs today and instantly thought of DRAGGERS!

May 31