May 31
ohmigod is that mic jagger? no, that is just a fat kid on a slide with biscuit knees.
— Bill Hader via the SNL Stefon skits (via loveembrace)
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May 31
Yes.
- Seth Meyers: Stefon, if I were you, I'd be asking myself that all the time. Stefon, not to belabor the point, but we were looking for fun activities a mom, a dad, a grandma, a grandpa, and some kids could enjoy. You instead took us on a tour of a coked-up gay Candyland.
- Stefon: That's accurate, that's accurate.
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May 31
Stefon's many midget jokes
- Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
- Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
- Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
- Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
- Seth: What is a human bathmat?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
- Stefon: And a human parking cone!
- Seth: What's a human parking cone?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
- Stefon: No like human suitcases.
- Seth: What is a human suitcase?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
- Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
- Seth: What is a human kite?
- Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
- Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
- Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
- Stefon: A human boombox.
- Seth: What's a human boombox?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
- Stefon: Hoombas.
- Seth: Hoombas?
- Stefon: Human roombas.
- Seth: What's a human roomba?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
- Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
- Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
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May 31
There’s something wrong with me, or is it? Well, I saw an old dog with short legs today and instantly thought of DRAGGERS!
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